How do I tell them that the smell of their feet is noxious? How do I say that the stench emanating from their shoes creates a cloud that envelopes their entire person? What can I say about the foul smell of stinky shoes that lingers even after they have gone? I find myself torn between leaving an anonymous gift of foot powder or investing in a can of air freshener to use after they go. I feel brave now, but in the end I don't think I could ever confront anyone about their bodily odors.
In other news, Sufjan Stevens wears shiny pants and I have no complaints.
My feet are so stinky. You can tell me, it's ok.
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