Wednesday, November 9, 2011

one thousand gum wrappers

“I find dating exhausting and uninteresting, and I really would like to skip over the hours of conversation that you need to get up to speed on each other’s lives, and the stories I’ve told a million times. I just want to get to the watching TV in bed. If you’re on a date with me, you can be certain that this is what I’m evaluating you for: how good is it going to be, cuddling with you in bed and watching Damages?”

—Sarah Silverman, from The Bedwetter

thank you sarah for letting me know that i'm not alone.

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